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Monday, October 10, 2005

Five Odes to Spam E-Mails (via Haiku)

britney spears, listen -
there's nothing i want from you
stop e-mailing me

free smileys, listen -
there's nothing i want from you
stop e-mailing me

nude celebs, listen -
there's nothing i want from you
stop e-mailing me

viagra, listen -
there's nothing i want from you
stop e-mailing me

septic tanks, listen -
there's nothing i want from you
stop e-mailing me

2 Comments:

Anonymous www.sisahara said...

That post is fabulous! No wonder you and Franklin are together. Y'all must laugh out loud a lot.

9:56 AM, October 10, 2005  
Blogger Franklin said...

We laugh a lot, though sometimes when I try to be funny, he cries. I assume it's from joy.

12:29 PM, October 11, 2005  

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